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Huckabee to Introduce Doomsday Machine

April 15, 2008 · 3 Comments

I don’t know what it is, but mikehuckabee.com is threatening to do something tomorrow at noon, as this screencapture shows:

My bet is that he’ll be unveiling God’s wrath upon the the heathens. A plague of locusts, perhaps? A franchise that serves squirrel prepared in a popcorn machine? Mothra? Opening the 7th seal? Or maybe some lame-ass right wing PAC?

One can never be sure about these things, so I’ll keep hitting F5 on my keyboard until the great secret is finally revealed.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • Gob Bluth // April 15, 2008 at 2:49 pm | Reply

    April 15 -> my money says it’s something pertaining to the flat tax….

    Or the rapture. Yeah – definitely the flat tax or the rapture.

  • Gob Bluth // April 15, 2008 at 7:45 pm | Reply

    Damn – it seems “lame ass right wing PAC” takes the prize…….

  • raford // April 16, 2008 at 4:39 am | Reply

    Crap.

    When I checked the site early this afternoon, there was an error message posted and I was hoping that Huckabee and his people had been raptured and the Godless tech people couldn’t figure out what to do.

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